We played D&D and had fun...My character has a familiar! I *wanted* a wolf or
a fox, but Steve made me roll for it and I got a jackal, which is close enough.
Chipmunk is proficient at making cheese, and Austin tried to kick a baby lizard
and almost broke his own leg. Then the 15-foot Mama lizard came and Austin tried
to whip it while standing on its back, did 1 point of damage and then was rendered
unconscious when it rolled over on him. Kyle (character's name: Mayonaise) was
very, very entertaining. He ATE the Tree of Life, which ended up growing in him and
almost killing him before the priest saved him. After that he went out wandering
in the desert...Here's basically what happened:
Kyle: So I'm wandering in the desert.
Haley: I'm following him.
K(actual words): I trip and fall.
Stephen: As you're walking you sort of stumble over what appears to be some
debris buried in the sand.
K(again, actual words): I run away.
(He runs away from EVERYTHING. I told him he reminded me of Rincewind, but he didn't
know who I was talking about.) He then got caught in a sandstorm and I went and hauled
him out over my shoulder while he wailed about his poor relationship with his parents, or
But everyone picks on Lome, damn them.